The Colorado Rockies pwned the Mets like so many n00bs this week. They also pwned the Yankees recently. And actually, they’re the only team that’s done both of those things this season. According to the Denver Post, “The sweep of the Yankees was electric, the mom-and-pop shop spilling coffee on Starbucks’ lap. The sweep of the Mets was dominant, the Rockies turning a series of New York pitchers into speed bags.” I don’t really know what speed bags are because I’m not from the highlands or whatever, but that seems a little harsh. On a side note, I have a little bit of a fondness for the Denver Post’s whirling-dervish style sports prose.

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